*At this age, 1 night of dancing equals 2 nights of recovery
*1 drink now is equal to 2 drinks 20 years ago
*Kids know know nothing!
*Borrow and Have is all a matter of perception
*There's a reason why they call them walking shoes (gotta get me some!)
*Spandex is not my friend!
*Stretch pants should not be transparent (if they are, they are way too small!)
*Don't make plans too far out, my body controls my schedule now

*Just because I see it that way,... well it's just because I see it that way
*If someone asks you to do a reality show about your life, chances are they are laughing at you
*Sarcasm is my birthright, now's the age when I can exercise that right
*"I forgot" works better now LOL
*Scary movies have different affect at different stages in life
*To say "Thank you" to doctors
*Cleavage has its own life... some wear it well, some should not
*Stretch Marks don't really go away, they just hide and wait till you try to show too much skin
*Hot peppers are evil
*They call it fast food for a reason
*I am not pleasingly plump...there is nothing cute about pleasingly plump
*Ask if they wanna hear it before you tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth
*Its all precious and Now is always the time!
*Procrastination is a luxury reserved for the young LOL
*If it says Unknown Caller don't answer it LOL
*Passion and fun are life's little blessings so enjoy!


Steph Jordan Artist has been creating unique creations since childhood. Mixed Media Art is her life. From teaching unique workshops to creating promotional items and more Steph makes high end costume jewelry,paints colorful imaginative art and makes things shine.